Queer Of The Sea

toastpotent:

ndiecity:

raptorific:

raptorific:

raptorific:

raptorific:

Say what you will about “friends” but all of the memes about how dumb and unrealistic it is have in-universe explanations

Monica can afford that giant apartment in manhattan on a chef’s salary because she’s living there illegally, it was her grandmother’s rent-controlled apartment and the landlord doesn’t know her grandmother doesn’t live there anymore

Rachel isn’t fired from the coffee shop despite being overtly terrible at her job because her boss has a crush on her

They hang out with Ross because he’s Monica’s brother and they have to

What was the explanation for why it wasn’t funny

they’re new yorkers

(via likehelloneels)

vampirbf:

what if we kissed on the broom (and we’re both cats)

(Source: flic.kr, via likehelloneels)

apathbacktoyou:

i just thought everyone was like “oh yikes a cult” and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don’t interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

thereforelesbians:

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens’ cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle “i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear” cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult “children” and collectively called bullshit

(via likehelloneels)

byecolonizer:

byecolonizer:

Kids 👏 don’t 👏 have 👏 jobs

How evil do you have to be to think that some children just deserve to be hungry?

(via likehelloneels)

kingjaffejoffer:

lemonkat12:

nextlevelwaterpanic:

moby-grapes:

so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester

My mom is German and told me what the fuck these were actually trying to mean.

“You can me once” is supposed to mean “you can kiss my ass ONCE ” As in like,, you can be a suck up once.

“What must, THAT MUST” is supposed to be “it is what it is”

“Now butter by the fishes is a German saying that is more like ” can I have some butter with the fish?“ Which basically means ” get to he point of the story. “

These are somehow just as confusing as the coasters

(via likehelloneels)

schakira:

lady–oneiros:

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

11. K. 24. X

12. L. 25. Y

13. M. 26. Z

24 8 1 18 12 5 13 19 8 1 11 5 24

X H A R L E M S H A K E X

(Source: gokusupersaiyan999999999999999, via hotboyproblems)

sherlockisactuallyagirlsname221:

Let’s play spot the difference

clare-de-luna:

Broke: blonde haired Aphrodite

Woke: Aphrodite constantly changes shape, gender, and ethnicity so she appears beautiful to all that behold her

(via butch-himbo-king)

chongoblog:

toastpotent:

lastoneout:

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

“aesthetic”

My anaesthesia story for wisdom teeth was that I was feeling nervous and I saw they had put the needle in. To calm me down, the doctor asked “so hows life going?” I reply “oh well school is starting back soon”. Doctor: “Really, starting soon, huh?”

This was in July so I figured that the anaesthesia was messing with my brain and school starting back wasn’t THAT soon. So I was just about to explain that when I realized I was in a wheelchair outside the operating room.

(Source: whitepeopletwitter)

lohver:

(via shpela)